Facebook needs a “Wow that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, you should be punched in the throat” button.
Post from @WolfpackAlan on Twitter (via Scope)
1. First morning poo of the day and the cat wants to made love to your legs.
2. If your cat is so old that when it gets scared it actually pisses itself .
3. When its next to your TV at night staring at you and plans to kill you in your sleep and you wake up to cat in your face.
If your not first your last