@WolfpackAlan: Facebook needs a “Wow that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, you should be punched in the throat” button.Post from @WolfpackAlan on Twitter (via Scope)

@WolfpackAlan:

Facebook needs a “Wow that’s the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard, you should be punched in the throat” button.

Post from @WolfpackAlan on Twitter (via Scope)

Three reasons why you should bitch slap your cat

1. First morning poo of the day and the cat wants to made love to your legs.
2. If your cat is so old that when it gets scared it actually pisses itself .
3. When its next to your TV at night staring at you and plans to kill you in your sleep and you wake up to cat in your face.

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chuckhistory:

I don’t know what the fuck is going on here… and I do care. For some reason, I do care. 

chuckhistory:

I don’t know what the fuck is going on here… and I do care. For some reason, I do care. 

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chuckhistory:

collegehumor:

Girl Power
He’s got it. Whatever “it” is. We’d rather not ask questions. 

YEAH… I do got it!

chuckhistory:

collegehumor:

Girl Power

He’s got it. Whatever “it” is. We’d rather not ask questions. 

YEAH… I do got it!

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creepy

zbags:

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creepy

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Happy Saturday everybody #sorryitsnotfriday

Happy Saturday everybody #sorryitsnotfriday

Good afternoon and good night Winston Salem

Good afternoon and good night Winston Salem

If your not first your last
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